Nvidia’s Jensen Huang just claimed 6 million GPUs shipped this year alone, fueling a $500 billion order backlog for Blackwell and Rubin chips through 2026. Sounds like the AI gold rush is hitting escape velocity, right? Wall Street high-fives, stock pops 5%, and suddenly everyone’s toasting to infinite scaling laws…
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NVIDIA EARNINGS: MORE QUESTIONS THAN ANSWERS ON THE STATE OF THE AI BUBBLE
Nvidia just released its latest earnings report and, of course, it beat Wall Street analyst expectations once again, triggering algorithms’ FOMO buying in after-hours trading. Fun fact: Have you noticed that for the last 9 quarters, Nvidia has ALWAYS beaten analyst expectations for revenues and revenue guidance by $2 billion?…
TRUMP’S DILEMMA: TO BAILOUT OR NOT TO BAILOUT THE AI BUBBLE
If you think that right now, with all that’s happening in markets, there are no ongoing discussions behind closed doors of the US administration offices as to whether or not to publicly support the (reckless) AI hyperscalers, then I suggest it’s time to stop living under a rock and see…
SOFTBANK’S KAMIKAZE BET ON OPENAI
By now, it is an open secret that OpenAI is quickly running out of cash and is in desperate need of funding. SoftBank’s latest earnings report shows that OpenAI has few alternatives other than SoftBank paying for the second tranche of the $40 billion it committed to invest in the…
THE DATA CENTERS FRENZY WILL BE REMEMBERED AS THE LARGEST WASTE OF CAPITAL IN HISTORY
There is not a single day anymore without an announcement of some sort from the AI bandwagon. Qualcomm just announced it will start selling its own AI chips (“Qualcomm Challenges Nvidia And AMD With Data Center AI Chips“), AMD announced a new $1 billion agreement with the DOE (“US Department…
THE LAST INNING OF NVIDIA’S GREAT REVENUE FABRICATION SCHEME JUST STARTED
OpenAI and Nvidia’s fates increasingly appear tied to each other. On one side, we have a private company valued at several hundred billion dollars but running out of cash (“OPENAI: LITTLE CASH, BUT PLENTY OF PROMISES, IN AN EFFORT TO AVOID BANKRUPTCY“), while on the other, we have the most…
WHY NVIDIA IS NOW PAYING TO SELL ITS OWN GPUs? BECAUSE REAL DEMAND IS FALLING OFF A CLIFF
I started covering Nvidia’s accounting shenanigans a long time ago, but being honest, I could not have expected things to reach the absurd level we are witnessing lately. The first partner in crime of Nvidia to pull off its epic revenue round-tripping scheme that began in the aftermath of the…
OPENAI: LITTLE CASH, BUT PLENTY OF PROMISES, IN AN EFFORT TO AVOID BANKRUPTCY
There is a golden rule that applies to many things, especially in business and finance. That rule is: “If you want to know the truth, follow the money”. Let’s follow OpenAI’s money today, and let’s see where it leads. Here is the official record of OpenAI’s fundraising history so far:…
BEHIND THE FOG: NVIDIA’S REVENUE RECOGNITION RED FLAGS AND DECLINING CAPACITY AGREEMENTS
3 months ago, in the article “CHEF’S TABLE: NVIDIA,” I already highlighted how Nvidia’s sophistication in cooking its books reached a remarkably high level. At that time, thanks to fresh disclosure in its report, not only did we manage to figure out the whole structure Nvidia, with the support of…
COREWEAVE: A FRAUD HIDING IN PLAIN SIGHT
The first time I talked about CoreWeave was more than one year ago in “IS MAGNETAR CAPITAL BLOWING AIR INTO THE NVIDIA (PONZI) SCHEME SO THEY CAN BET ON ITS IMPLOSION?” when I described how the hedge fund Magnetar Capital’s investment in CoreWeave had many similarities with the strategy they…